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Home now, not in my friend’s iTouch anymore. In class today we reset the homepages on a ton of laptops to the site. And I gave the URL to everyone in my group, and we didn’t tell anyone it was partly run by me, and so this one girl was like ‘Yeah, and I heard some rumors that the owners go to our school and that the two girls are really cool!’ and I said ‘Yeah, and they might be in the same classes as you.’ which made us crack up. They eventually figured it out.

yo peeps!!! I’m on my friend’s itouch. I really should be helping her clean her locker. There’s a really bad shrimp smell.

One of the drinking fountains at school was broken and it was like the button was stuck down so it was always squirting water like it was being held down, and they took apart the drinking fountain. It looks like something blew up on the other side of the wall and came through.
And we were standing in the hallway and heard someone walking through the ceiling to fix leaks and stuff, and so my friend pushed up one of the tiles in the ceiling and said ‘HELLO!!!!’ and it echoed. Then we ran away.

Which of you freaky hacker a**holes is messing with our website?
Not the cool hackers, the weird ones.

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Lukie is very high today.
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