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Themes 10, 11, and 12 are GREEN DAY THEMES!

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#10, Treness, starring Tre Cool.

#11, Billieness, starring Billie Joe Armstrong.

#12, Mikeness, starring Mike Dirnt.

Now that you have seen this, you MUST set this as your wallpaper (ann make sure to tile it!).

Download: http://sushi.unedible.com/upload/tre.png

It was either last night or the night before. I can’t remember. All I know is that the same part of it keeps replaying in my head and I love it.
And I’m like, high on this dream.
Y’know how when you have a really good dream you end up in a daze during the day? That’s me right now.
Today is a good day for me. It’s a good day because:
1. Of the dream I had last night
2. I get to wear this shirt AGAIN.
3. It’s not extremely hot out.

We simplified the theme system, so you can make your own themes and send them to us now!

We’ll consider all themes for using on the site.

Theme template: http://sushi.unedible.com/upload/themetemplate.zip

Replace background.png with your own background.

Background makers:

1. Stripe Generator
2. BG Patterns

To submit a theme, please email us at foalsp.news [at] gmail [dot] com and attach your entry as a .zip file.

Hats:

1. NO PINK, unless breast cancer support ribbon.
2. During winter, I must wear the springhill hat.

Shirts:

1. As little as possible pink. Very few exeptions.
2. Girls shirts only if they have wide enough shoulders to fit right.
3. Tight shirts are okay, as long as they don’t look slutty.
4. Can’t be too short. At least 2 inches past waistline.
5. Really low cuttiness = BAD.
6. No babydoll shirts. Ever.

Pants/Shorts:

1. Embroidery all over the jeans? No way.
2. Jeans? Yes. Skinnyjeans and other, no flare jeans tho.
3. Cargo pants = Yus. Preferably rollable up.
4. Shorts = Cargo shorts (sorta like Lukie’s), basketball shorts, not a big fan of short shorts.
5. NO WORDS ON THE BUTT.

Swimwear:

1. NO BIKINIS.
2. Racing suit = yes.
3. Guy’s swim trunks over racing suit, usually.
4. Boardshorts = definitely.

Shoes:

1. Flats kill my feet.
2. No heels. Ever.
3. Flip flops, sure, as long as they ain’t pink.
4. Skate shoes, yes.
5. Guy’s shoes, yes.
6. Socks, when wearing shorts, must not go over ankles.

Same here, people telling me how to dress is an instant ban from humanity and a slap in the face. Then a swift kick in the pants.