Happy Halloween, Ferrets!
Happy Halloween, loves!
My favorite holiday. I like it more than Christmas.
But Thanksgiving cuts it close…so much good food.
Anyway, happy Halloween, guys.
Be careful tonight, don’t take candy from strangers.
Wait…the point of Halloween is taking candy from strangers.
So take candy from strangers TONIGHT ONLY, children. Don’t go in anyone’s house or get in anyone’s car and blah blah blah. ![]()


