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Happy Christmas to anyone who still reads our posts. :3

Here’s what I got…I’ll post pictures later.
dA hat
PacMan hat
3 dA shirts (photos later)
Union jack shirt
THIS AWESOME, TRIPPY YELLOW SUBMARINE FLEECE BLANKET THAT IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN A SNUGGY. (photo later)
a new iHome, because I busted the speakers on my old one
an iPod case
a Beatles magazine
a Photoshop magazine
The Devil Wears Prada on DVD
The Dust Factory on DVD
Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock (has a Who song on it)
Rock Band (has a Who song)
Rock Band II (has a Who song)
Case of blank CDs
Beatles Monopoly is coming in the mail, and so is another hat. ^^

I’m off to play a videogame. Toodles.

FINALLY! The iPhone-sized* character maker- now the only character maker (the other one sucks in comparison)- is finished. Mostly. We need your help with bugs and stuff.

Required: Flash Player 10

Features:

Humungo variety! Choose from 4 shirts, 6 hairstyles (2 have hats), logos, game characters, hearts and smiley faces and stuff, and ALMOST INFINITE COLOR SELECTION!

Saving! You can save your character as a .png image and…well…do whatever you want with it! But be sure to link back to us. Or we’ll find you.

Reset, in case you mess up or just want to make a new one without reloading the page. Since our site takes a while to load, we’ll admit.

* The reason the maker is “iPhone-sized” has everything to do with how Adobe is adding iPhone support to Flash CS5. Which means you’ll be able to make slow, annoying iPhone apps out of your flash creations. If, you know, Apple doesn’t sue them. And if you decide to shell out $99 for a licence and it doesn’t get rejected from the app store. So when and if this comes out it’ll be on jailbroken iPhones and iPod touches ONLY.

ENJOY!

Emmii: And I got this kickasd bird puppet that squeaks when you push on its beak
**kickass
me: lol
nice
Emmii: brb, I’m gonna try to find it
me: k
lol
Sent at 7:57 PM on Friday
Emmii: Gah, I thought I knew where it was but apparently I don’t.
me: ha.
because I STOLE it
Emmii:
me: I snuck in your house and took it.
and I’m holding it hostage in my basement.
Emmii: GIVE BACK RONALD THIS INTSANT
me: Ronald?
He says his name is Logan.
Emmii: …
me: you want him back? You owe me…hm…George Harrison.
and Keith Moon.
oh, and Ringo.
Emmii: *sarcastically* I’ll see what I can do.
me: No sarcasm, bitch, I mean it. You owe me two dead men and an elderly man.
Emmii:
I can give you my two grandpas and uncle.
me: are they keith, george and ringo?
Emmii: …
No.
I eman, yes.
me: Then NOOOO DEAL.
Emmii: **mean
me: LIES.
YOU LIE
Emmii: Yes, I do.
me: That hurts. WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO MEEEE?
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOOOU?
Emmii: YOU TOOK RONALD/LOGAN, THAT’S WHAT.
me: BUT…BUT HE LIKES ME.
He says that I’m not as mean as you.
Emmii:
I only ran him under a band saw tow times…
**two
JUST TWO
me: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? He never did anything to you! He only tried to eat your family a few times as you slept!
Emmii: Because….
he stole mah cake.
me: Tsk tsk. Bad Logan/Ronald.
You can have him back.
Daddy says he’s being a nuisance.
Emmii: Yaaay!
Sorry, Lu, but you’ll have to have your Chaunakkah without him.
Now run along and light your candles.
me: He must arrive by carrier caterpillar, though.
Emmii: Sure.
me: The caterpillars are venomous.
and they chase squirrels from soho to brighton.
Emmii: …
me: bad habit, it is.
and sometimes they pass out.
and then the rescue cornflakes have to revive them.
Emmii: I admire thouse cornflakes; putting their lives on the line every day
me: As do I.
A moment of silence for our lost cornflakes.
*bows head and removes hat*
Emmii: *does same*
*except I’m not wearing a hat**
me: The duchess always wears a hat.
The duchess is quite a lovely woman.
Emmii: shh, love, you’re breaking the silence.
me: The moment of silence is over, darling. We must honor the duchess.
Emmii: I believe it’s spelled “dutchess”. But go on, please.
me: No, love, it’s duchess.
We must honor the duchess.
Emmii: Who is the duchess, anyhow?
me: The duchess of Kirkcaldy
always smiling and arriving late for tea.
Emmii: “Ah, yes indeed,” said Emmii, still pretending she knew what Lukie meant.
me: Tsk tsk, you do not know the duchess?
You must know the duchess, my dear.

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The Tigers, Diamondbacks, and Yankees have apparently agreed on a three-team trade.
Curtis Granderson-who the Tigers can’t go without-is heading off to New York. Big mistake there, Tigers. You need him. Edwin Jackson is going out to Arizona to play for the Diamondbacks.
The Tigers are receiving Austin Jackson and Phil Coke from New York, and Max Scherzer and Daniel Schlereth from Arizona.
Well, Tigers, you guys ain’t shit without Granderson. I can’t wait for this next season and see how you guys do. Aw what the heck, I luff you Tigers anyway.
But you’re really gonna hurt yourselves this way. Really.