Happy Halloween, Ferrets!
Happy Halloween, loves!
My favorite holiday. I like it more than Christmas.
But Thanksgiving cuts it close…so much good food.
Anyway, happy Halloween, guys.
Be careful tonight, don’t take candy from strangers.
Wait…the point of Halloween is taking candy from strangers.
So take candy from strangers TONIGHT ONLY, children. Don’t go in anyone’s house or get in anyone’s car and blah blah blah. 
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Also, make sure there aren’t razors in your chocolate bars. Or lighter fluid in your milk duds.
By lighter fluid I meant antifreeze. Sorry. But lighter fluid probably isn’t good for the digestion either.