ferret on a lampshade productions

The Tigers, Diamondbacks, and Yankees have apparently agreed on a three-team trade.
Curtis Granderson-who the Tigers can’t go without-is heading off to New York. Big mistake there, Tigers. You need him. Edwin Jackson is going out to Arizona to play for the Diamondbacks.
The Tigers are receiving Austin Jackson and Phil Coke from New York, and Max Scherzer and Daniel Schlereth from Arizona.
Well, Tigers, you guys ain’t shit without Granderson. I can’t wait for this next season and see how you guys do. Aw what the heck, I luff you Tigers anyway.
But you’re really gonna hurt yourselves this way. Really.