ferret on a lampshade productions

me: why hello

noomik: I am not here right now. Leave a message at the beep

beep

me: HEEEYYY NOOMIK I LIKE SHEEP

beeep

beeeeeeep

boop

bop bop boop

noomik: There is no more room in the voicemail.

me: “are you still here?”

“please try again later”

noomik: Press one to continue your message on another box.

me: 1

NOOMIK! I STILL LIKE SHEEP

WOULD YOU LIKE A BULLFROG?

PLEASE CALL ME BACK THREE DAYS FROM NOW

AT 9 O CLOCK AM

BYEEE

*beep*

noomik: In case you wanted to know what kind of frog Noomik likes, it is a tree frog or poison dart frog.

me: hm. thank you, voicemail box. i think i have some purple tree frogs around here somewhere…

noomik: Your welcome, caller.

me: You mean you’re?

bad word choice, mr. voicemail.

noomik: Voicemail is not perfect. Do not call me mr.! I will not give the message to Noomik if you do!

me: NOES. FINE, VOICEMAILBOXTHING

bye now

oh.

what is 350-245?

noomik: BEEP! Your messages have been deleted.

me: NOOOOOOOOOOO

noomik: How should I know?

me: you’re a computer, you can do mathy things. i think…

you are a computer, right?

noomik: Yes, sir.

me: SIR?

noomik: Yes, sir.

me: i believe you mean “madame”

noomik: No, sir. I do not.

me: >___>

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noomik: System does not comply.

me: UJFSDIUVSDABCDIKUFVBF I SHALL BREAK YOU, SYSTEM

noomik: No, sirt

*sir

[5 MINUTES GO BY]

System has not registered any text in a while.

me: I HUNG UP ON YOU DAMMIT

noomik: System apologizes for its behavior.

me: o________o

noomik:

me: aww. fine. have a doggie treat.

noomik: Voicemail box thanks you!

me: Good boy

noomik: