About
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is a blog run by Alice and Lukie, two teenagers who have better things to be doing but in their spare time make this site possible. Ferret LS evolved from a one-page site/blog running off of CushyCMS to a full-fledged wordpress blog. The url, books.unedible.com, is a subdomain of unedible.com and will soon be moving there. “books” comes from a school project involving book censorship that was originally hosted here. You can contact them at foalsp.news [at] gmail [dot] com.
They will do web design/development jobs for you if you ask nicely and pay a little bit.
Lukie!
Uh…yeah. I’m Lukie, Alice and I run this website, duh. I write stuff…like if you click ‘Wings’ you can read it…uh…yeah. That’s about it.
I’m working on making Wings into a (crapppppy) manga. Now that my style of art changed drastically during AE the other day, it’s easier to draw people. Alice will most likely be helping, of course.
And for those of you who are pathetically confused, I’m LUKIE. Lukie is the one who’s totally Okami obsessed and her closest friends in her area are Alice, her camera, her PS2, her iPod, her computer, her pets and her art stuff.
You know, the pathetic one.


Alice!
Alice is a 13 year old psychotic ninja student who likes music, art, computers, gaming, hitting things, her cat, doodling, food, spesifically ramen, edamame, ice cream sandwiches, and cookies, deviantART, iScribble, web design, anime, manga, my chemical romance, green day, the beatles, queen, the who, photography, the office, 30 rock, the colbert report, and woodchuck apocalypse.
Alice and Lukie have a band, Unknown Artist, but it died in a plane crash. There’s a pretty good chance that Unknown Artist is on your iPod. That’s not us. It’s an impersonator.
The Woodchuck Apocalypse is $18.99 plus $10.99 shipping and handling. Side effects may include death, drowsiness, headache, difficulty breathing, southern accent, Dutch invasion, irresistable urge to slap yourself, bleeding, “teh gay”, suicide, catbus, submarines, blue hair, questioning of the purpose of eyebrows, bacon, furries, kam-frog, bad weather, electricution, gender change, mislabeled bathrooms, EPIC FAIL, acid rain, tumors shaped like the Mona Lisa, burnt toast, annoying 10 year olds with PMS, beavers, cats developing opposable thumbs, obsession with inanimate objects, communism, Sarah Palin, Hannah Montana, the Jonas Dorkers, vulnerability, fear, public humiliation, and nazis. Bazooka not included. Colors may vary. Highly flammable, keep away from open flame. Keep out of reach of children under the age of 47. May contain lead paint. Made in either China or Thailand, we don’t remeber where. Requires 14 fifthtuple-A batteries. Must be 18 or older to call.
Alice is kikizing3 and sometimes aliceness on iScribble.
Alice’s email is kikizing3 [at] gmail [dot] com.
And no- you can’t work for us. Except in the near future when we release Chopper Studios.
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O EFFING RLY?
Hey awesome site!! I love it cool stuff and cool stripes! The only thing about the stripes it that I am a State fan not a Michigan fan and the stripes are Blue and Yellow so yah. K bye and once again cool SITE
Actually the colors are from one of Lukie’s hats. But thanks anyway!
Haha, Lukie. You are funny.
SOYBEANS ARE THE NEW AMERICAN CURRENCY!!!!
i don’t like soyneans:p they make me sick:(
soybeans are yummilicious
NO DON’T EATS DEM! WE IS GUNNA NEED ‘EM FOR DA NEXT AMERICAN CURRENCY!!!
BUT THEY’RE GOOOD!
especially frozen. ^^