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	<description>we&#039;re the normal ones. the rest of the world is just plain psychotic.</description>
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		<title>12+ seriously awesome grunge textures you can&#8217;t refuse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Long story short, before Lukie&#8217;s Skywire VIP Walkthrough, our main source of traffic was that old textures post. Since I&#8217;m not awesome enough to make a huge cheatsheet/walkthrough, here&#8217;s a load of epic grunge textures. So get ready to texture stuff until your computer tries to murder you. Hey, it happens.
In general, I&#8217;m borrowing textures [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://books.unedible.com/2010/grunge-textures</link>
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		<title>a couple reasons why viacom is evil</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, that&#8217;s right: VIACOM. You know- Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV, Neopets, the works. They&#8217;re massive. And evil. And here are some reasons exactly why.
1. Neopets
A year or two after I stopped playing Neopets, I had a sudden urge to go back and look at my profile, maybe check to see if TNT (The Neopets Team) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://books.unedible.com/2010/a-couple-reasons-why-viacom-is-evil</link>
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		<title>my conversation with a voicemail box</title>
		<description><![CDATA[me: why hello
noomik: I am not here right now. Leave a message at the beep
beep
me: HEEEYYY NOOMIK I LIKE SHEEP
beeep
beeeeeeep
boop
bop bop boop

noomik: There is no more room in the voicemail.
me: &#8220;are you still here?&#8221;
&#8220;please try again later&#8221;
noomik: Press one to continue your message on another box.
me: 1
NOOMIK! I STILL LIKE SHEEP
WOULD YOU LIKE A BULLFROG?
PLEASE [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://books.unedible.com/2010/my-conversation-with-a-voicemail-box</link>
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		<title>17 epic photoshop actions for cross processing and color</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With today&#8217;s simple but fast cameras, you don&#8217;t always get the perfect color, white balance, or exposure for your shot. Luckily, this can all be fixed in Photoshop, and the easy way is with actions. You can also use actions in GIMP. Maybe.
So, with that said, I&#8217;m gonna serve you guys some actions created specifically [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://books.unedible.com/2010/17-photoshop-actions-for-cross-processing-and-color</link>
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		<title>Skywire VIP Walkthrough (warning, long post)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Skywire VIP is the newest addition to Nitrome.com&#8217;s collection of games.  A new twist on the popular Skywire and  Skywire 2, the new addition is a different gameplay entirely.
Using the keyboard, you type the name of the character that comes out of the cablecar. In some cases, it&#8217;s Batman, others, Admiral Nelson. The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://books.unedible.com/2010/skywire-vip-walkthrough-warning-long-post</link>
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		<title>onion ring beats justin beiber</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago, a group entitled &#8220;Can this onion ring get more fans than Justin Bieber?&#8221; emerged from the depths of Facebook. Long story short, it did, accumulating over 1,622,000 fans in 5 days. Which kicked Justin Beibeibeibeiber&#8217;s 15 year old little butt. Pwned.
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		<link>http://books.unedible.com/2010/onion-ring-beats-justin-beiber</link>
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		<title>100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time</title>
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do not watch if you can&#8217;t handle profanity. otherwise, laugh your&#8230;butt off.
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